Tomorrow Copper turns eight weeks old. To celebrate her near two month mark, here are lists of eight greats: 1. There are eight days in the week if you count Monday twice. Sometimes Mondays feel as if they last this long. 2. There are eight ways to calm a screaming baby: rock her, stroke her cheeks, give her a bath, let her lay naked, duct tape her mouth, sing her sweet songs, put her in your unfinished basement, bounce her gently on your shoulder, threaten to giver her away. 3. There are eight reasons why home is better than work: you can walk around with little clothes, you can eat when you want, you can put your feet up on furniture, you can take long, hot baths, you can ignore people who call or come over, work is usually not fun, you can be with your family, you seem to laugh more. 4. There are eight reasons why sometimes work is better than home: you can close your office door and turn off the lights so nobody thinks you're there, you can lay under your desk and take a nap (I...