Dakota: "Mom, the weirdest thing happened at school." Me: "Oh yeah? Like what?" Dakota: "There was this beep from the wall. And a voice from the sky... and the voice wasn't even in the room!" Me: {I thought about telling her it was God, but didn't want to confuse her because she also said the voice was a girl... and I think it would have super confused her at the expense of my humor} Me: "Yeah... that's called the intercom." {explained what it was} Dakota: "What? I had no idea." Dakota: "Today I played with someone new. Her name is Briella." Me: "Oh good!" Micah: "Hey, I have a girl named Briella in MY class!" Me: "You guys, you're in the same class...." Micah: "I got left behind at recess today because I stayed out there with the wrong class." Me: "What did you do?" Micah: "Nothing. I just played and then the teacher said, 'You're...