I don’t know why I expected this year of swimming lessons with Copper to be much different from last year. Recall… (last year) “Um, this was kind of a waste of money because she just won’t put her face in the water.” So we spent a year practicing in the tub. This year, the morning of her first day, I made her a “I’m brave medal.” We both had the faith. Wear it all morning, you’ll be brave enough to jump right in and swim like a fish. I wasn’t there the first two days because of my work schedule I watched the third day… the medal did not work. The fourth day she did a little better but she’s quite the negotiator. Skilled, may I add. Teacher: Copper, I want you to dive down and pick up those rings. Copper: No. Teacher: Yes. Copper: Then hold my hand. Teacher: Okay, I guess I can. Well, obviously hand-holding doesn’t work when you’re supposed to actually go under the water and to the bottom of a bottomless (actually 3 foot) ...