These are the weeds in our yard. They are no ordinary weeds; they are beasts. They multiply and replenish, mistaking the divine command as if it pertains to plant life. They are a wicked and sore sight for our yard; unlike our neighbors, whose yards are weed free due to constant and diligent efforts. The guy who lives behind us is meticulous about his yard. I think he is striving to win "yard of the week." I also think he is embarassed about living next to our jungle. But not enough to pull our weeds for us. I used to care but I don't anymore and have started wondering how long it will take for our entire neighborhood to initiate a "Help the Helferich's Yard" work day.